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- Man of the House
“Man of the House” quotes
Title Man of the House
All actors – Tommy Lee Jones, Cedric the Entertainer, Christina Milian, Paula Garcés, Monica Keena, Vanessa Ferlito, Kelli Garner, Anne Archer, Brian Van Holt, Shea Whigham, Terry Dale Parks, R. Lee Ermey
“Cheating is a hell of a lot worse than being stupid. Plagiarism is an academic crime. It is punishable by academic death.”
“Remember, a woman is like a horse. She likes to know that the guy on the saddle has a tight grip on the reins.”
“- Roland Sharp: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
- Professor Molly McCarthy: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking?
- Roland Sharp: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!”
“- Barb: What, you don't like gum?
- Roland Sharp: No. Chewing gum is the most significant factor in the decline of Western civilization.”
“- Clay: Where to?
- Ranger Holt: Travis county jail.
- Clay: Well that ain't good.”
“- Anne: I can't, I'm on the zone.
- Roland Sharp: What zone?
- Anne: The proper combination of protein, fat and carbohydrates.
- Roland Sharp: This combination here is proper as hell.”
“- Teresa: You clearly don't know how to speak to women.
- Roland Sharp: I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to.”
“- Roland Sharp: You're not really the cheerleading type, are you?
- Heather: For me, it's more penance than a passion. Religious ascetics wear a hair shirt, I carry the pom-poms.”
“- Roland Sharp: Why do you find it necessary to listen to this constant crap?
- Anne: What's the matter? You don't like vagina music?
- Roland Sharp: Do you have to use that word before I've had my coffee and soymilk?”
“What's the big deal, presidents don't write their own speeches...”
“- Heather: That is a two-way mirror, girl. People are watching you!
- Barb: I know!”
“- Pizza Delivery Guy: Dude, do you live here with all these girls?
- Roland Sharp: Temporarily.
- Pizza Delivery Guy: Dude, you're my new hero.
- Roland Sharp: Imagine what that means to me.”