“The fire will burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior woman.”
Clive Owen - Dwight

“You will be my bride throughout eternity, we'll share the endless passion of immortal love!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Dracula

“- Enid Keese: Vic, what did you say is in a pile driver?
- Vic: Italian Galliano for passion, Irish Mist for love and Russian vodka for endurance.”

Kathryn Walker - Enid Keese
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

“Why should the courtesan chose the penniless sitar player over the maharajah who is offering her a lifetime of security? That's real love. Once the sitar player has satisfied his lust he will leave her with nothing.”

Richard Roxburgh - The Duke

“- Marianne: Can the soul really be satisfied with such polite affections? To love is to burn - to be on fire, like Juliet or Guinevere or Eloise.
- Mrs. Dashwood: They made rather pathetic ends, dear.”
Kate Winslet - Marianne Dashwood
Gemma Jones - Mrs. Dashwood