“- Serge Stanieff: The men in my country go wild about women with yellow hair.
- Lady Lou: I'm glad you told me. I wanna keep straight on my geography.”
Gilbert Roland - Serge Stanieff
Mae West - Lady Lou

“You're not hairy enough to be dangerous.”

Melanie Griffith - V

“Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.”
Leslie Mann

“Most of the men who tease me about my hair, don't have any.”
Holland Taylor

“- Garbitsch: Brunettes are trouble makers. They're worse than the Jews.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: Then wipe them out.
- Garbitsch: Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania