- Anne Uumellmahaye: Michael, you do so much for me, and I do nothing for you.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Are you out of your head? Sorry, I forgot. As far as I'm concerned, you're the most complete woman I've ever known. All my life, I wanted women with great bodies, women who were "Tens". Now, for the first time, I'm aroused by a mind.
Sissy Spacek - Anne Uumellmahaye
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“I sang and nobody listened, I painted and nobody cared to look, I killed 4 people and what happens? A work of art.”
Daniel Craig - Perry Smith

“- Jake Wyler: You're inteIIigent and insightfuI. You don't get the respect you deserve.
- Malik: That's great! I've aIways wanted to discuss...
- Jake Wyler: I actually got to go. Sorry.”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Deon Richmond - Malik

“- Brooke Taylor Windham: Are you one of my lawyers?
- Elle Woods: Sort of.
- Brooke Taylor Windham: Well thank God one of you has a brain.”
Ali Larter - Brooke Taylor Windham
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his "Brief History of Time"…from my fourth grade paper.
Kelly Nyks - Arrogant Aaron