Edgar Bergen quotes
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
“Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.”
“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
“- The Great Edgar: I've got a good mind to...
- Charlie: Why don't you use it?”
“- Edgar Bergen: I don't think that's very funny.
- Charlie McCarthy: You don't?
- Edgar Bergen: No.
- Charlie McCarthy: Well then, why did you make me say it?”