Sometimes when I'm with a guy, I wish that he'd tie me up with red licorice ropes, and then spank me, and then he'd eat the ropes, and then he'd free me, and then we'd make love while the Philharmonic played "Bolero".

Karen M. Waldron - Bunny

“Make love as if you don't care and fart whenever you wish.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

“I know something about this dog. She's going somewhere - she's on her way.”
May Whitty - Dally

“My dear, when you get to be my age, you'll find there are more important things in life than boys!”

Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“- Paul Ashworth: Leave it up to Arsenal to score one goal when they need two.
- Steve: You want them to score the second goal before they score the first?”
Colin Firth - Paul Ashworth
Mark Strong - Steve