Sometimes when I'm with a guy, I wish that he'd tie me up with red licorice ropes, and then spank me, and then he'd eat the ropes, and then he'd free me, and then we'd make love while the Philharmonic played "Bolero".

Karen M. Waldron - Bunny

“Make love as if you don't care and fart whenever you wish.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

“But I don't need the class schedule. I only come to this country to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.”
Cerina Vincent - Areola

“- Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
- Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch

“- Brock Kelley: You don't want us to win games?
- Grant Taylor: No. Not if that's our main goal. Winning football games is too small a thing to live for. And I love football as much as anybody. But even championship trophies will collect dust and one day be forgotten.”
Jason McLeod - Brock Kelley
Alex Kendrick - Grant Taylor