“Make love as if you don't care and fart whenever you wish.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

Sometimes when I'm with a guy, I wish that he'd tie me up with red licorice ropes, and then spank me, and then he'd eat the ropes, and then he'd free me, and then we'd make love while the Philharmonic played "Bolero".

Karen M. Waldron - Bunny

“But I don't need the class schedule. I only come to this country to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.”
Cerina Vincent - Areola

“- Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
- Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch

“- Richard Parker: Now all of this could be yours, Lar, if you set your goals and work hard.
- Larry Wilson: My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.”

Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson