“- Ria Verma: I don't think you're ready for marriage.
- Aditi Verma: I just want to settle down.
- Ria Verma: So what do you do? Get married to some guy selected by mummy and daddy, you've barely known him for a couple of weeks!”
Shefali Shah - Ria Verma
Vasundhara Das - Aditi Verma

My parents have been married for 26 years. They're like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.
Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Miner

“- Sarah: Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore!
- Tom: You haven't been a virgin since college.
- Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure.”

Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“My dad always drives my mum, so that means I gotta ride you!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy

“Would you like the room where I first violated her mother?”

Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.