“- Rita: Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep.
- Phil: It was the end of a very long day.”

Andie MacDowell - Rita
Bill Murray - Phil

“I'm gonna meet Herr Siletsky at Gestapo headquarters. And after I've killed him I hope you'll be kind enough to tell me what it was all about!”

Jack Benny - Joseph Tura

“- Dr. Einstein: Why did you kill that man? He was being nice to us and gave us a ride.
- Jonathan Brewster: He said I looked like Boris Karloff!”
Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein
Raymond Massey - Jonathan Brewster

“- Ordell Robbie: Let me give you the reason, motherfucker! The reason is your ass ain't worth a shit no more!
- Louis Gara: You better fucking back off, man!
- Ordell Robbie: What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Robert De Niro - Louis Gara

“This one's on the house. In a Voorhees was he born. Through a Voorhees may he be reborn. And only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die. Jason had a sister, your girlfriend's mother, Diana. Now that she's dead, he has only two blood relatives left in the world with the power to kill him or make him reborn: Jessica and her baby.”

Steven Williams - Creighton Duke