“Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.”

Mike Judge - Butt-Head

“- Gus: Shirley? Are you Shirley? I'm supposed to meet her here for a blind date. One of those computer deals.
- Blonde in Blue Blouse: You've got to be kidding me.
- Gus: No! You're dressed in blue. That's what she's supposed to be wearing.
- Blonde in Blue Blouse: This is not blue! It's turquoise.
- Gus: I don't give a shit. You wanna dance?”
Chuck Sacci - Gus
Jacqueline Carlin - Blonde in Blue Blouse

“- Toby: Japanese people kill for old Nikes.
- Bree: Then you probably should avoid wearing them in Japan.
- Toby: I'd probably be disemboweled by a ninja.”
Kevin Zegers - Toby
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“A blue suit is the most versatile of accoutrements. More important than the suit itself, is the man who fits it for you. Once you find a good tailor, you must never give his name away; not even under the threat of bodily harm.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“Can't trust a woman in a pants suit. Men wear the pants. The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen