“- Ted: I think I still want to look her up.
- Healy: Who, Rollerpig? Are you nuts?
- Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug.
- Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Matt Dillon - Healy

“- Lucas: Dragonfly Nymph. You ever see one?
- Rina: Oh, it's ugly. Glad it's not bigger than me.
- Lucas: It turns into something very beautiful, Rina.
- Rina: Is that possible?
- Lucas: Yeah, can you imagine that? Turning from something ugly into something beautiful.”

Corey Haim - Lucas
Winona Ryder - Rina

“If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.”
Denise Richards - Cindy Styne

“Don't get old. Old is ugly, ugly is death.”

Ann Magnuson - Monique Steinbacher

“If you're good looking, you're gonna succeed through life. If you're ugly, you better pick up a book. Boy, you better pick up two books, and a computer while you're at it!”
Chris Rock - Lance Barton