“The crimes we are investigating aren't crimes, they are ideas.”
Josh Stamberg - Agent Stokes

“You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed?”
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“- Bethany: Having beliefs isn't good?
- Rufus: I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier...”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Chris Rock - Rufus

“- Rufus: So what do we do now?
- Metatron: Well, I say we get drunk, because I'm all out of ideas.”
Chris Rock - Rufus
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“- Princess Bala: Z's dead. You don't have to worry about him.
- Colonel Cutter: Dead? Well... he was an ant with ideas. Too bad for him.”
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala
Christopher Walken - Colonel Cutter