“Remember, when you fuck with me, you're fucking with the best.”
Timothy Hutton - George Stark

“Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.”

Ted Levine - Jame Gumb

- Brian Cohen: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
- Mandy Cohen: Stop thinking about sex!
- Brian Cohen: I wasn't!
- Mandy Cohen: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?".
Graham Arthur Chapman - Brian Cohen
Terry Jones - Mandy Cohen

Please, call me what everyone else calls me: "Your Royal Sex Machine".
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“Penis insecurity. When the penis doesn't get enough showmanship it has to remind itself that it's still an almighty tool and can make any woman moan.”
Kam Heskin - Carrie Carson