Ted Levine quotes
“About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.”
“Good comedy is ageless.”
- Artemus Gordon: Now you're going to be my little doggy, and when I say "speak" you're going to tell me everything I want to know. Understand?
- McGrath: Woof!
- Artemus Gordon: Good boy. Now, which scientist is that in the next room? Is it Dr. Escobar? Speak!
- McGrath: Woof! Woof!
- Artemus Gordon: You can speak words, you stupid mutt.
“He's dicking us around. A mile of dick and no balls.”
“Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.”
“I don't want him understood. I want him out here and arrested.”
“- Brian O'Conner: Nice crib, sarge. It's a lot better than that last place you confiscated.
- Sgt. Tanner: Eddie Fisher built it for Elizabeth Taylor back in the fifties.
- Brian O'Conner: See? Even the cops in Hollywood are Hollywood.”