“When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.”
Richard Burton

“English people are always known to be well mannered and cold but we are not cold - we don't interfere in your situation. If we are heartbroken, we don't scream in your face with tears - we go home and cry on our own.”
Sir Michael Caine

“It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.”
Shirley MacLaine

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Humphrey Bogart

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
Dean Martin On Pat Boone