“- Lola Burns: Well, Hugo happens to be a charming gentleman.
- Space Hanlon: Just because a guy with an Ellis Island accent happens to have a dress suit with a hair ribbon across his chest, you dames get a pedigree and start reaching for the diamond tiara.”
Jean Harlow - Lola Burns
Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon

You can't just go up to a woman and say, "Hi! I'm Dave! I like smoking pot, reading the sports page on the john... wanna have sex with me?".
Donal Logue - Dex

“Nice legs. What time do they open?”

Tom Hollander - Leonard Clark

“Life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy