“- Andrew Clark: Why do you have to insult everybody?
- John Bender: I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.”
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“Honestcops are all alike. A bunch of fucking faggots.”
Dan Snow - Cigar Face

“I would rather swallow razor blades than drink with you.”
Rachel Griffiths - Rhonda Epinstalk

- Stephanie Kehoe: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
- Marisa Ventura: Honest.
- Stephanie Kehoe: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
- Marisa Ventura: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his bed with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura

“Look, can we start over? Second chance, second date? You as you, me as me. No secrets. What do you think?”

Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall