“If you want some friendly advice, get a haircut and take a bath. You wouldn't get hassled so much.”

Brian Dennehy - Teasle

“You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.”

Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“- Zed: Can I see you later?
- Maya: I think I have to wash my hair.
- Zed: You washed your hair last year.”
Jack Black - Zed
June Diane Raphael - Maya

“- Martin: Jesus Christ! Look at this - my sneaker's ruined!
- Erica: They're only thirty-five dollars.”

Michael Murphy - Martin
Jill Clayburgh - Erica

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne