“- Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
- Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.”
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“Year One” Quotes 9 quotes
“- Zed: Can I see you later?
- Maya: I think I have to wash my hair.
- Zed: You washed your hair last year.”
“I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.”
“- Zed: Look, I want you to know that I blame myself for everything that's happened.
- Maya: Yeah, so does everybody else.”
“- Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
- Zed: Ha! Not your choice!”
“- Oh: I just want to lay with her so badly.
- Zed: I don't see it. I mean she's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her.
- Oh: She's your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother.
- Zed: Which was a big mistake, I see that now.”
“- Marlak: Stay away from my woman.
- Zed: Not gonna be possible, Marlak. She's not your woman. You can't own people. Except for the guy who bought all of us. Apparently, he can.”