“- Cindy Campbell: Don't you think we should check his wallet first?
- Buffy Gilmore: For what?
- Brenda Meeks: Shit, he might have some money.
- Brenda Meeks: Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.”

Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
Shannon Elizabeth - Buffy Gilmore
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks

“You're a thief. You may have killed your wife and daughter. OK, I'll give you that. But it was me who knocked off the three girls. What are you doing stealing my murders? What kind of fucking friend do you think you are? I suppose you thought you were doing me a favor.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“This is right, my dear. I stole something, I did. I stole happiness with you. I don't mind paying.”

Liam Neeson - Valjean

“In your mind, somebody might break into your house to harm you or your family. What does that person look like?”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching.”
Noah Poletiek - Twitch