“- Coach Ted Orion: What's the one thing all great teams have in common?
- Lester Averman: Great coaching.”

Jeffrey Nordling - Coach Ted Orion
Matt Doherty - Lester Averman

“- Coach Ed Gennero: Wally, did you hire an Assistant Coach without telling me?
- Coach Wally Rig: No, I found a Quarterback without telling you.
- Coach Ed Gennero: I hope he gets younger as he gets closer.”

Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero
Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig

“- Dan Evans: You're so sure that your crew's comin' to get you?
- Byron McElroy: They're lost without him; like a pack of dogs without a master.”

Christian Bale - Dan Evans
Peter Fonda - Byron McElroy

“- James T. Kirk: Dr. Marcus, I'm glad you could be part of the family.
- Carol Marcus: It's nice to have a family.”
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk
Alice Eve - Carol Marcus

“In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo