“- Lewis: Why do you keep saying that? And don't just say keep moving forward!
- Wilbur: It's my dad's motto.
- Lewis: Why would his motto be keep moving forward?
- Wilbur: It's what he does.”

Jordan Fry - Lewis
Wesley Singerman - Wilbur

“- Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, fuck me.
- George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Dominic: Shouldn't we synchronise our watches?
- Charlie Croker: Nuts to your watches! You just be there at a quarter to.”
David Salamone - Dominic
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Richard Parker: Well, you're a half hourlate.
- Larry Wilson: Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minuteslate. I'm early today.”
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Secretary of Labor: The Department of Labor wishes to note that the workers of Freedonia are demanding shorter hours.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Very well, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.”
Edward LeSaint - Secretary of Labor
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly