“- Charlie: Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
- Scott Calvin: Well, Neil's head comes to a point.”
Eric Lloyd - Charlie
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.”
Michael Palin - Dad

“Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your God so flimsey, so weak! For shame.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

- Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
- Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass".
Betty Aberlin - Nun
Matt Damon - Loki

“- Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
- Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.”
Ben Affleck - Bartleby
Matt Damon - Loki