“I've always wanted to be a June Bride... and have a baby right off, in the spring maybe.”
Julie Newmar - Dorcas

“- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: You may kiss the bride.
- Chris Thorne: Not in front of all these people, your honor.
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: Now!”
Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

“- Ascalante: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
- Kull: She told me she was 19!”
Litefoot - Ascalante
Kevin Sorbo - Kull

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner

“Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer