- Taylor Vaughan: What kind of a name is "Zach"? Ok, Brock is from "The Real World".
- Zach Siler: What, Resceda?
- Taylor Vaughan: No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello!
- Zach Siler: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe - Taylor Vaughan
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Zack Siler

“- Frank Galvin: I changed my life today, what did you do?
- Laura Fischer: I changed my room at the hotel.
- Frank Galvin: Why did you do that?
- Laura Fischer: TV didn't work.”
Paul Newman - Frank Galvin
Charlotte Rampling - Laura Fischer

“- Jean Grey: [to Mystique] Seeing you that day on TV changed my life.
- Kurt Wagner: Mine too.
- Peter Maximoff: Mine too. I mean, I still live in my mom's basement, but pfft. Everything else is, uh... well, it's pretty much the same. I'm a total loser.”
Sophie Turner - Jean Grey
Kodi Smit-McPhee - Kurt Wagner
Evan Peters - Peter Maximoff

“- Katherine Newbury: I have not changed. The audience has changed. They don’t want smart comedy. They want Kevin Hart on a Slip ‘N Slide, so let’s just give them what they want. Who’s the most tacky famous person out there?
- Charlie Fain: A reality star?
- Reynolds: No, a YouTube celebrity.”
Emma Thompson - Katherine Newbury
Hugh Dancy - Charlie Fain
John Early - Reynolds

“My name is Schmidt, but I changed it to Smith. That's what I got against these guys more than anything else. They make me ashamed of the name I was born with.”

William Bendix - Gus Smith