“You know more about your patients than you do about your own family.”
Diane Keaton - Beth

“- Joe Finley: Doctors don't know everything.
- Ben Luckett: Well there is the one school of thought that says they don't know nothing.”
Hume Cronyn - Joe Finley
Wilford Brimley - Ben Luckett

“I guess the only way I can get a man to come to see me is to call a doctor.”
Beatrice Blinn - Mimi

“- Mrs. White: Oh, you're a doctor?
- Professor Plum: I am, but I don't practice.
- Miss Scarlet: Practice makes perfect. Ha! I think most men need a little practice, don't you Mrs. Peacock?”
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet

“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.”
W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé
Harlan Briggs - Dr. Stall