“- Al: Do you know what I think?
- Ed: What is it? What is it that you think?
- Al: There is no such thing as a badcoincidence.”
John Roselius - Al
Louis Eppolito - Ed

“Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“Why is it every time you have a mouthful of freeze-dried, your boss walks in on you?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Rob: Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue.
- Trish: It was stolen.
- Rob: It was not stolen. Two people at the hospital are missing. Is this coincidence? He's alive.”
Erich Anderson - Rob
Kimberly Beck - Trish

“You know there are no coincidences in this universe. Everything happens for a reason.”
Rick Peters - Elvis Presley