“Nobody gets me pussy whipped I.. Whip Pussay!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“Have you fucked before? Where is she buried?”

Amy Schumer - Amy

“- Walter Kresby: You're even better at sex, don't deny it.
- Joanna Eberhard: I wasn't going to.”
Matthew Broderick - Walter Kresby
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart

“- Anne Osborne: I never did have much luck with sex anyway.
- Remy McSwain: Your luck's about to change, cher.”
Ellen Barkin - Anne Osborne
Dennis Quaid - Remy McSwain

“- Michel Duval: I'm not a whore.
- Eddie Jillette: What?
- Michel Duval: I'm not a whore. I've never been with anyone except Losado.
- Eddie Jillette: So?
- Michel Duval: I'm not a whore.”
Kim Basinger - Michel Duval
Richard Tiffany Gere - Eddie Jillette