“- Harvey Holroyd: I think we have some important stuff going for us.
- Kate Linville Holroyd: Yeah, anger, mistrust, alienation, lack of communication...
- Harvey Holroyd: Right! And goddamn it, I'm not going to give that stuff up without a fight!”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Tuesday Weld - Kate

“- John Gustafson: I'm cold.
- Max Goldman: Here's some matches. Set yourself on fire.”
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, and years of training... a lot of people don't appreciate that.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman

“I think a little endive went down the wrong tube.”
Dom DeLuise - Tiger

“I'm not bitter. I'm mad as hell.”
Kimberly Elise - Helen