“- Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
- Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.”
Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy. But you won't be half as good on any other paper and you know it. We're a team. That's what we are. You need me and I need you, and the paper needs both of us.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“I want to crawl to her feet, whimper to be forgiven... for loving me. For needing her more than my own life... for belonging to her more than my own soul.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“Happiness isn't a little cake which we can cut up to fill our appetites.”
Bette Davis - Henriette Deluzy-Desportes

“Guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket