“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Dan Packard: Do you know why I'm going to Washington tonight? Because the President wants to consult me about the affairs of the nation. That's why.
- Kitty Packard: What's the matter with them?
- Dan Packard: Everything's the matter with them. That's why he's sending for me.”
Wallace Beery - Dan Packard
Jean Harlow - Kitty Packard

“- Sheila: You need sunglasses. I read that if you don't have them on the beach this year people will talk about you.
- Mrs. Kehoe: [Witheringly] And what will they say, exactly, Sheila?
- Dolores: That's the thing, Mrs Kehoe. You'd never know, because they'd never say it to your face.”
Nora-Jane Noone - Sheila
Julie Walters - Mrs. Kehoe
Jenn Murray - Dolores

“Your brother is arbitrary, violent and psychopathic. Probably paranoid schizophrenic. What I'm trying to tell you is, he's off his fucking rocker.”

Nicholas Farrell - Dr. Humphries

“- Van Helsing: You're a deranged psychopath.
- Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.”
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Robbie Coltrane - Mr. Edward Hyde