“If the Russians used their women instead of missiles, we'd be wearing furry hats right now.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Paul Shepherdson

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?”
Clu Gulager - Norman Mart

“I'm concerned about a Chinaman who thinks it's wise to come to a business transaction with automatic weapons. None of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here, in this country, it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.”

Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“- James Bond: Was this Mortner, or Glaub, tried by the war crimes commission?
- Chuck Lee: The Russians grabbed him. Set him up in a laboratory. He spent several years developing steroids for their athletes.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
David Yip - Chuck Lee

“Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov