“- Detective Mike Lowrey: [pointing a flashlight at Detective Marcus Burnett's eyes] What are you on? Look at your pupils.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Look at my pupils? How the hell am I gonna look at my pupils?
[tries to cross his eyes]”
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett

“- Heathcliff: Why are your eyes always empty?
- Isabella: They're not empty, if you'd only look deeper. Look at me. I'm pretty. I'm a woman and I love you. You're all of life to me. Let me be a single breath of it for you.”
Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff
Geraldine Fitzgerald - Isabella

“From now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!”

Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“My eyes still hurt from reading that movie.”

Eddie Murphy - Insp. Scott Roper

“- Rocks: Ma! Check it out! I got these things on my face to open. I can see! I can see... wrinkly butts. Yuck!
- Rocks' Mother: They're not mine. They're your brothers' and sisters'.
- Rocks: Good. That makes me the cute one.”
Danny DeVito - Rocks