“We are working a con, walking the razor's edge. On one side, gold. On the other side... painful, agonizing failure!”
Kevin Kline - Tulio

“- Gavin Lamb: My mum says she's worth her weight in gold.
- Jenny: Oh, in that case, she must be very valuable indeed.”
Jesse Birdsall - Gavin Lamb
Jane Horrocks - Jenny

“- Lord Horatio Herbert Kitchener: Needless to say, the Germans couldn't give a damn about the Boers. The diamonds and gold of South Africa they're after.
- Major Charles Bolton: They lack our altruism, sir.
- Lord Horatio Herbert Kitchener: Quite.”
Alan Cassell - Lord Horatio Herbert Kitchener
Rod Mullinar - Major Charles Bolton

“- Bilbo Baggins: A box without hinges, key, or a lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
- Gollum: Eggs! Eggs is the answer.”
Orson Bean - Bilbo
Brother Theodore - Gollum

“You want your gold? General, you'll get your gold. I personally will go out and find it for you. Do you hear that sir? I will find every god damn bar! And when I do, you have my assurance, that I will come right back here - and shove each and every one 'em right up your sweet, red, Commie ass!”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton