“By the year 2000 we had begun to over populate, pollute and poison our planet faster than we could clean it up. We ignored the problem for as long as we could. But we were kidding ourselves. By 2025, we knew we were in trouble. And began to desperately search for a new home - Mars.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman

“- Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
- Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.”
Jerry Nelson - Statler
Dave Goelz - Waldorf

“I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.”

Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore

"Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!". I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!
Tony Cox - Pez

“Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing - what's up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to...”

David Cross - Newton