“- Tej: Damn, Suki, uh... When you gonna pop my clutch, huh?
- Suki: As soon as you get the right set of tools.
- Tej: Yeah, a'ight.”
Ludacris - Tej
Devon Aoki - Suki

“- Mitchell Garabedian: I'm Armenian. How many Armenians do you know in Boston?
- Mike Rezendes: Steve Kurkjian, works at the Globe...
- Mitchell Garabedian: Oh. That's two. You should get a prize or something.”
Stanley Tucci - Mitchell Garabedian
Mark Ruffalo - Mike Rezendes

“I can see your gun, unless you're so extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
Cole Sprouse - Jughead Jones

“- Mary Todd Lincoln: Stephen Douglas has arrived. Listen to them cheering for him!
- Abe Lincoln: They ought to cheer. He paid them enough for it.”

Ruth Gordon - Mary Todd Lincoln
Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln