“Do anything so long as you make my wife believe I was telling the truth when I was lying to her!”
Robert Charles Benchley - Martin Cortland

I wish he had the balls to walk up, look me in the eye, and say: "I'm bangin' your wife". At least then I could respect him.

Dean Cain - Chris Harrison

“I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves

“- Pamela Abbott: Who do you look more like, your mother or your father?
- Doug Holt: Oh, I don't know.
- Pamela Abbott: What did your father look like?
- Doug Holt: Like a photograph.”
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Joe: What were you doing out in the forest?
- Lisa: That's my secret hobby. Photography.
- Joe: Really?
- Lisa: I was taking pictures of myself.”
Craig Sheffer - Joe
Virginia Madsen - Lisa