“There's one wonderful thing about this business. You're privileged to meet some great people. There's a bond of sincere commiseration. The stuffed shirts form a fence behind which the others can get and tell naughty stories.”

Robert Mitchum

“I think any movie star who refuses autographs has a hell of a nerve.”
Alan Ladd

“What's the point of being rich if you don't buy things other people can't afford?”
Corey Johnson - Christian Middleton

“- Junior Healy: Dad, can we go? These people are real idiots.
- Aron Burger: Excuse me, Your Highness. I didn't realize that simple little me and my simple little family weren't good enough for your high and mighty tastes. Hey, I should go and slip on my silk tuxedo and then we can trot out the champagne and the escargots.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Alan Blumenfeld - Aron Burger

“Everyone in America thinks they're middle class. So they like to have someone to look down on.”
Seth Meyers - Chet Krogl