“There's one wonderful thing about this business. You're privileged to meet some great people. There's a bond of sincerecommiseration. The stuffed shirts form a fence behind which the others can get and tell naughty stories.”

Robert Mitchum

“I think any movie star who refuses autographs has a hell of a nerve.”
Alan Ladd

“Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle, turtle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Trudi: Isn't that girl Sara awful? I mean, what's with that accent?
- Harris K. Telemacher: She has an accent because she's English.
- Trudi: Or maybe she's just trying to impress everybody.
- Harris K. Telemacher: Oh, like that big phony, Winston Churchill.”
Marilu Henner - Trudi
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“- Junior Healy: Dad, can we go? These people are real idiots.
- Aron Burger: Excuse me, Your Highness. I didn't realize that simple little me and my simple little family weren't good enough for your high and mighty tastes. Hey, I should go and slip on my silk tuxedo and then we can trot out the champagne and the escargots.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Alan Blumenfeld - Aron Burger