“- Blunted: If this works... she won't bother me.
- Flint Sky: Your wife?
- Blunted: No, her mother. The old hag wants grandchildren.”

Jonathan Brewer - Blunted
Morris Birdyellowhead - Flint Sky

“- Jack Lawrence: This kid is a major pain in the ass, he's so damn annoying.
- Carrie: You don't like anything that's annoying.
- Jack Lawrence: Who does?”
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Carrie Lawrence

“- Vivian Perry: Listen, we got an emergency. three of the kids just run off.
- Joe Braxton: Great! Maybe the rest of them will run away.”
Cicely Tyson - Vivian Perry
Richard Pryor - Joe Braxton

“- Prof. William Kilbane: You come pounding on this door again and I'll have the law on you.
- Inspector Lestrade: I am the law.
- Prof. William Kilbane: Then stop barging in and out of my room like a chambermaid.”
Frederick Worlock - Prof. William Kilbane
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade

“Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon