“- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I thought you were dead.
- Billy Sparrow: That was the general idea.”
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
William Hickey - Billy Sparrow

“Having established the root cause of unemployment, we now need to come up with a job creation program. I have devised an idea that will create millions of new jobs within the first year of operation. Every week, five hundred working people jump off a cliff, thus creating five hundred new jobs.”
Peter Cook - Sir Mortimer Chris

“If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man.”
James Dean

“You have childish ideas about life. Because like so many women you live only for little excitements.”

Conrad Veidt - Capt. Andersen

“- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto