“Whoops Apocalypse” quotes(1988)
All actors – Stuart Saunders, Graeme Garden, Marc Smith, Loretta Swit, John Benfield, Ben Robertson, Peter Cook, Anthony Correa, Alexander Davion, Herbert Lom, Daniel Benzali, Phil Marquisshow all
“Whoops Apocalypse” Quotes 18 quotes
“- President Barbara Adams: We still give Sir Mortimer Chris our complete support. When he talks of pixies he is clearly using the term metaphorically for problems in British Industry.
- White House reporter: How then do you explain the establishment of the anti-goblin program with plans to lure them out with ginger breadtraps?
- President...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You think that nuclear war is unthinkable because once it starts, no-one can win. Well, you're wrong!”
“We of the Conservative government think that it's appalling to spend billions on nuclear weapons if they're not going to be used.”
“It's a little severe, but it's always the worst tasting medicine that does the most good.”
“- President Barbara Adams: You're telling me that the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, the man who has his finger on Britain's nuclear trigger, the man to whom we have promised complete unconditional support in anything he says or does... is clinically insane?
- Secret Service agent: From what the foreign secretary has told us, and from our...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Many say that unemployment is the result of government mismanging and underspending. Nothing can be further from the truth. We all know the real cause of unemployment, don't we gentlemen? Unemployment, in this country, is caused by pixies.”
“Lacrobat is the world's most wanted terrorist; he is charged with over forty acts of terrorism including three assasinations and the receipe for airline food.”
“Santa Maya must be liberated by any means necessary. Even diplomacy if it should come to it.”
“As I was personally indisposed at the hospital, the safety of the princess was in fact in the hands of my two cabinet men, Mr. Lipman and Mr. Kubert. They are both honourable men, and in the past twenty four hours each have handed in a written request to be publically crucified. And regrettably, I had to grant this request.”