“All I want is peace. Peace! Peace! A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France.”

Mel Brooks - Dr. Frederick Bronski

“- Jason Pear: I can't believe it, Dad. You stole Adolf Hitler's Mercedes-Benz.
- Randy Pear: Well, Hitler had it comin'. What goes around comes around.
- Kimberly Pear: Dad, they're gonna be pissed.
- Randy Pear: Eh, they're always pissed, Honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.”
Brody Smith - Jason Pear
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear
Jillian Marie - Kimberly Pear

The government said "We want men to fight the Nazis, join today". So I joined. I figured they were in a hurry. That was three hundred and eighty seven days ago.
Raymond Massey - Andy Brock

“We Nazis do not relish failure.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Colonel Robinson

“They steal blankets, pots, pans, food, everything! They kidnap your husband! A great nation? Conquerors? Thieves - that's what they are! They ought to be handled in a police court!”

Lillian Gish - Mrs. Bergesen