“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
- John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.”
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.”

Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine

“- Gino Carella: I'm your husband!
- Lilia Herriton: And I have the money!”
Giovanni Guidelli - Gino Carella
Helen Mirren - Lilia Herriton

“You have no idea what a long-legged woman can do without doing anything.”
Claudette Colbert - Gerry Jeffers

“Women have been doing this since, well, forever, so we know all about the power. See, us having the power, that's part of the system, and by you taking the power, you're fucking with the system. And I think you see why we can't let that happen.”

Keegan Connor Tracy - Mandy