“They must think we're crazy. They think we're dumb niggers, so we need some dumb rules.”

Heavy D - Peaches

“Don't ya know the black woman is the mother of civilization?”
Spike Lee - Jimmy

“I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce

“I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door.”
Jerome Benton - Tricky

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee