“A man's body may grow old, but inside his spirit can still be as young and as restless as ever.”
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“Policeman's bodies age at different rates. Look at me... I got a belly in its 50's, my balls are in their 60's and my feet are in their 80's.”
Lance Henriksen - Freddy Ross

“I lived with my mother until I was thirty-two.”
Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke

“When you are of age, you are free to fuck up your own life. But until that time I'm afraid it's my job!”

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Donna De Angelo