“- Simon Birch: Your mother is so sexy, sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
- Joe Wenteworth: What if I said the same thing about your mother?
- Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch
Joseph Mazzello - Joe Wenteworth

“I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.”

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“A girl's best friend is her mama.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Iris King

“I guess a man's best friend is his mother.”
Ralph Bellamy - Daniel Leeson

My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!".
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt