“- Tony Perkis: You picked the wrong man to mess with.
- Josh Burnbalm: [sarcastically] Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis
Shaun Weiss - Josh Burnbalm

“- Ronda Rousey: You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.
- Turtle: So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.
- Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.”

Ronda Rousey - Ronda
Jerry Ferrara - Turtle

“- Kevin: Man, those things are cool! You know, I bet they're razor-sharp. One karate chop to a guy's neck...
- Peg Boggs: Kevin...! Edward... would you like some butter for your bread? Great!
- Edward: Thank you.
- Kevin: Hey, can I bring him to show and tell on Monday?
- Peg Boggs: Kevin, I've had enough.”
Robert Oliveri - Kevin
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“When I look out in the world I don't see nobody that looks like me with their pockets full unless they're rapping a lyrics or dribbling a ball.”
Jason Finn - Marcus

“- James Bond: Where did you learn to fight like that? NASA?
- Holly Goodhead: No. Vassar.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead