“- Seymour Krelborn: I've done terrible things, Audrey, but not to you. Never to you.
- Audrey: But I want you to, Seymour.
- Seymour Krelborn: What?
- Audrey: When I die, which should be very shortly, give me to the plant, so that it will live and bring you all the wonderful things you deserve.”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“It's never a mistake to care for someone. That's always a good thing!”
Debra Winger - Linda

“Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.”
Corey Haim - Sam

“I'm not going to kill you. I'm not like you.”

Matt Damon - John Grady Cole

“- Longbaugh: I never killed a man.
- Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
- Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
- Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.”
Benicio del Toro - Harold Longbaugh
Neil Pollock - Interviewer