“- Warren: My girl Melanie just left me.
- Larry: What'd she leave you for?
- Warren: She came home last night, found some guy robbing her apartment. They just hit it off.
- Larry: Gee, that sounds tough.”
Charles Grodin - Warren
Steve Martin - Larry

“This is right, my dear. I stole something, I did. I stole happiness with you. I don't mind paying.”

Liam Neeson - Valjean

“In your mind, somebody might break into your house to harm you or your family. What does that person look like?”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching.”
Noah Poletiek - Twitch

“- Tommy: You wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar.
- Bert: The nougat?”
Hal Courtney - Tommy
James DeBello - Bert